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Ping-pang沟仔五毒招fficeffice" />

 

几十人以上的party, 美女如云, 一个平凡女子, 要想将你原来不认识的帥哥擒拿到手, 教你几招:

 

1.拨头发

在他面前拨动你的長发, 让头发散发出迷人的香味, 使他好象闻到迷魂散, 魂飞魄散!

 

2.双腿交叉坐

你穿着短裙, 使坐在对座的帥哥期待着看到交换交叉双腿的一刻. 最好有意无意露出你的红色底衭. 你足可让他血胍贲張!

 

3.调整内衣肩带

在他面前调整肩带, 他幻想你拟当着他的面宽衣解带. 多么希望你的另一边肩带也滑下来. 他己经胡思乱想了!

 

4.舔霜淇淋

用舌头顺着甜筒的形状慢慢地由下舔到上, 这时他己兴奋到扱顶. 如果你见他往洗手间跑, 己知他的内部防线全面崩溃!

 

5.

这一招----话都冇甘易

 

: 前四招不要岀手太重, 如帥哥子弹用尽, 你擒拿到手, 也是废物一条!

 

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只看该作者 沙发  发表于: 2007-06-22
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原文由 ping-pang 发表于 2007-6-22 19:23:12 :

Ping-pang沟仔五毒招 fficeffice" />

几十人以上的party, 美女如云, 一个平凡女子, 要想将你原来不认识的帥哥擒拿到手, 教你几招: 


Ping-pangGG,乍看标题觉得应该很有学问吧,立马抢沙发准备洗耳恭听好好学习,哪知这五招皆是掉进臭水沟的烂招(哈,怪不得写成"沟"仔),怎能好端端让一位姑娘家自毁形象呢,使不得使不得也,即使再平凡的女子,也千万别学呀!咱们女同胞们:---我要你知道,在这个世界上总有一个人是等着你的,不管在什么时候,不管在什么地方,反正你知道,总有这么一个人。

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只看该作者 板凳  发表于: 2007-06-23
还毒过白骨精岀招! 不出三招, 老猪己被她擒拿!
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只看该作者 地板  发表于: 2007-06-23
To the angel of the Frog story:

For a nice girl like you, there should be more than one person who love you.  Mr.  Right is on the corner.

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原文由 blackocean 发表于 2007-6-23 13:16:09 :
To the angel of the Frog story:

For a nice girl like you, there should be more than one person who love you.  Mr.  Right is on the corner.

dear JJ, thank you for your blessing. hehe,don't tease me any more, no Frog Story, it's long long time ago, which was just a game for others,maybe... I saw your email add. and remembered it. Now I just got why we could meet each other here, for we both like English & enjoy it, moreover, still keep on studying it diligently, haha... By the way, wish you have a good time in Japan,I've been to Tokyo, so many people confused me with a Japanese girl, maybe my voice, my face, so funny...talk more later...

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只看该作者 5楼 发表于: 2007-06-24

 

 What subject are you talking about?

  ?????

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只看该作者 6楼 发表于: 2007-06-24

Hi friends!fficeffice" />

 

        To the users of the above comments, may I ask what you are talking about with the story of “Angel of the Frog”. I think you have written in the wrong subject of this chatroom. The story seems quite interesting; where can I find it?

 

        I see you went to Japan. Can you tell me about the country some day?

 

        If you read my comments on my own subject (which is in Chinese on how to find a boyfriend), it isn’t true. It is simply just for fun. I was just joking around. If you want to respond to them, you can. But, please use Chinese so everyone can understand it.

 

                                                        -Ping Pang

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Hi Ping Pang & USA168:fficeffice" />

 

 I apologize to you if I’ve done something that offended you.  Hope you may understand that I didn’t do it on purpose.

 

The Frog Story is on page three of Class of 78 Hongwei high school.

 

Hopefully I will bring back something interesting about my trip to ffice:smarttags" />Japan.

 

I don't know how to type Chinese now.  Please allow me some more time to practice. I is easier for me to communicate with people in our own language.

 

 

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沟女5毒招有吗?
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 fficeffice" />

2.双腿交叉坐...

 

此招至毒,曾中招, 过程如下:

夏日炎炎, 华中某市, 几个男同学象往常般到学校附近湖中游泳, 湖面大概二千米左右, 通常游到中间并折回 ... 怎知那天, 有个同学看到对岸有个姑娘着裙, 面对湖面双腿交叉而坐, 大家对对岸另一学校靓女如云早有所闻, 血气方刚的几条汉子并决定过去探个究竟 ... 也许那千米之外诱惑的实在太大了, 大家越游越快 ...岸上的姑娘也就越来越清晰 ... 那姑娘丝豪没有理会水中的不速之客, 继续叉着双脚向着湖面... 越游越近 ... "她肯定穿裙子 ..."某君断定. 越游越起劲 ... 不一会, 姑娘的轮廓可以看到了, 但大家都看傻眼了, 不为啥, 只因那裙子下面是卷起了裤脚的长裤 ...一个个象泄了气的皮球, 象落水狗般爬了上岸 ... 姑娘似乎也看穿了这几小子不怀好意, 敝了他们一眼并收抬书包走了... 望着回程的两公里湖面, 几个壮男再也没力气也没勇气游回去了 ...

 

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只看该作者 10楼 发表于: 2007-06-24

To All,

The only reason I come across this thread, it is becuase BigPaul's name on its title, and then the "Frog Story".

"Blackocean": I tried to reply to your message on 75Ones, but it does not work for me.  I can read your message, but can not reply (bug in the tool).  In any case, no message of substance wanted to be conveyed in private.  I am not the creepy person, to post private commuications onto the chat room on random, I do expect people to speak out, instead of just being a by-stander.  Share your story in Japan.  I have many of my trip stories to share, but,  let's take its time.  Sometimes I feel, it is a bit show-off, for me to just tell my story, no listening, especially I express myselfs in English, and not fluent in Chinese now.  Enoy your trip, the last word...

"Boy-Friend/Girl-Friend", and then the "Frog Story", and I just complete the identification, on the notion of "Feminism" in one of the Class78 posting.    The 3 quotes in the last sentences is quite heavily loaded now.  Help me to sort each and every terms in the quote into crisp, clear terms...(It is late at night in N.America,  Cheers...)... 

 

小凡,  These is a wisdom saying in the West, which goes something like this..."If you love somebody, set him/her free".  May be I would add, if you love yourself, set yourself free.  After all, if one does not like him/her self, how can he/she loves someone else?   Set yourself free, fly like a bird, take the wind as it come...Let us be the wind beneath your wing...

 

          

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只看该作者 11楼 发表于: 2007-06-24
Ping-pangGG,不好意思,好象占了您的地盘聊了与主题不是很相关的话题。谢谢您的“沟仔”一文让青蛙故事的男女主角和主要人物在此重聚了。天上一天人间一年,当年的小仙女喝了“河东狮吼”的忘情水不知是不是伪劣品? hi,I'm always be my own master and absolutely set myself free,why not?

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原文由 z-far 发表于 2007-6-24 12:56:33 :

To All,

The only reason I come across this thread, it is becuase BigPaul's name on its title, and then the "Frog Story".

"Boy-Friend/Girl-Friend", and then the "Frog Story", and I just complete the identification, on the notion of "Feminism" in one of the Class78 posting.    The 3 quotes in the last sentences is quite heavily loaded now.  Help me to sort each and every terms in the quote into crisp, clear terms...(It is late at night in N.America,  Cheers...)...   

小凡,  These is a wisdom saying in the West, which goes something like this..."If you love somebody, set him/her free".  May be I would add, if you love yourself, set yourself free.  After all, if one does not like him/her self, how can he/she loves someone else?   Set yourself free, fly like a bird, take the wind as it come...Let us be the wind beneath your wing...

Sorry,I didn't know that song,only then did I grasp your meaning.Hope one day I can say to you: See me fly,I'm proud to fly up high, I'm singing in the sky,the heaven in the sky. Show you the best of mine,till the end of the time. Nothing can stop me spreading my wings,so wide...

PS:此屋主Ping-pangGG已告示要尽量用中文,方便75ONE所有村民共享,所以我简单介绍楼上所谈到的"青蛙故事",详见红卫78村主题第4页英文稿"Frog story..."(内有译文),阅读青蛙先生原汁原味的英文已是非常享受,附加楼上BigPaulGG精彩绝伦的译文绝对是一道让人流口水的美味佳肴,有机会大家可以去尝尝吧.

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原文由 blackocean 发表于 2007-6-24 5:02:46 :

Hi Ping Pang & USA168:fficeffice" />

 

 I apologize to you if I’ve done something that offended you.  Hope you may understand that I didn’t do it on purpose.

 

The Frog Story is on page three of Class of 78 Hongwei high school.

 

Hopefully I will bring back something interesting about my trip to ffice:smarttags" />Japan.

 

I don't know how to type Chinese now.  Please allow me some more time to practice. I is easier for me to communicate with people in our own language.

 

 

 


Hi, Blackocean:

 

There is no need to apologize, you didn’t offend me at all. I was just confused about the story. I’ll read the ANGEL OF THE FROG story later.

 

                                            Ping-Pang

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原文由 blackocean 发表于 2007-6-24 5:02:46 :

Hi Ping Pang & USA168:fficeffice" />

 

 I apologize to you if I’ve done something that offended you.  Hope you may understand that I didn’t do it on purpose.

 

The Frog Story is on page three of Class of 78 Hongwei high school.

 

Hopefully I will bring back something interesting about my trip to ffice:smarttags" />Japan.

 

I don't know how to type Chinese now.  Please allow me some more time to practice. I is easier for me to communicate with people in our own language.

 

 

 

Hi, blackocean.

 

75one将我们带入了中文天地, 无论男女老少都能用电脑mouse书写. 请入本网页的电脑沙龙---电脑技术---逍遥笔, 将此软件下载. 如下载后无法打开, 再下载另一个免费软件WinRAR, 下载完后, 走到control panel ---Regional and Language, 将逍遙笔软件打开后, 你就可以书写中文了.

 

75one给我们带来很多快乐, 每个主题都有自己特定的内容. 当我走进来时, 好象有点糊塗了. 是吗? 我有时间一定会到78级网页参观. 谢谢小凡给大家的提示!

 

希望明天就见到你的中文书写, 常在网上见!

 

                                     usa168

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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