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原文由 乐叔 发表于 2006-4-11 5:46:33 :
系浩你几时返字早乃讲阿玖瑰花屐听等屐喊埋西围材另乃鸡仔老打西鼓吹西嘀打抓朵花齐齐浩喊：欢迎！欢迎！夜夜欢迎[吾好意思国语讲吾正]跃民同志！

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           乐叔，你阿谁呀？“虾仔和乐叔”穷个乐叔莫？几解你又识得你个？唔好意思，喊呆夜夜欢迎阿跃民，靠做唔得个哇。

阿玖瑰花阿我宁时听过有句时闻浩讲哇：吾理好丑但求就手，吾理老嫩立主要自愿。阿乐叔使你带班''鸡仔涝''去诸几浩敢使你亲自去阿？你估吾怕行到华发门口过A阿华哥国蕉个头起细五角星么？

跃民兄：阿毛伟日同志号召呆向你学习，可能呆同你饮过几轮酒晕西个头车车转不过还记得你喊呆去阿三叔公宁申请牌开坛讲古。谁不知走到屐门口字听到渠哎哎声喊痛我吗籁声快乃走返转头罗。A呆讲三叔公穷个''猫吾吃田螺''宁个古仔你听吓阿好吗？

 

阿樂:阿三叔公几十歲你都敢可來講笑?冇大冇細,你睇過祠堂窮乃條例未?你未睇過字喊碧咸讀A你聽下.嗯嗯..

乐哥:呆直到宜家都吾A随毛伟日(几时又有个毛伟日出来呀?)话向呆学习乜,呆散仔一个,成日吊儿郎当,有乜好学呀?你话讲古呆听,呆以前细个时就成日系牛屎巷听阿陈池讲古,呆好中意听古,来呀!快乃讲呀!

躍民兄,大番薯亦好中意聽你講古,219話你有好多古仔,你賣順手執個講來聽聽.

网中人----巧你都得,真系A你吹乜涨!呆盖忍得笑之人都笑成三十六秒,小兄弟,你有前途.

大蕃薯------你中意听乃类古仔呀?呆讲得出就讲少不免讲漏口,费事围村宁乃淑女们假吾正经话我咸造佬自吾好啦!系味呀!

219-----你又几浩话人听呆好多古仔呀?你又几浩A随我系阿水呀?呆节了都吾出名个糊.  另,多谢你诚意的邀请.

 

民兄：系未呢话口未完丐时阿邓小日同志又提词罗呢！偷偷鲁等我讲穷个古仔你听意，千祈吾好给阿三叔公听见哇！渠好狼  哇！好言归正传话说不知是美西的月亮特别 圆或是那里的人气特别旺围村众人宁一日煮熟乃番薯饼芋头糍  阿老鸡六月天吾怕冷脱箸百籁摸呢田螺返来A理呢紫苏辣椒、蒜子豆豉羌炒熟不知几和味讲起自口水流洛。宁个三叔公啦吾使讲梗系霸着个头位啦但系个老肯一贯作风嘟系脱箸百籁达刷脚、着啊宁条唐装裤乔个街仔头、穷对裤脚成两尺几宽 、又吾兴箸底叉。痞阿到张橙仔宁手执田螺吱吱吱浩猛吃谁知渠上面吱几吓下面又郁几吓洛。好死吾好死A隔离另只老猫睇见吱吱吱以为有野到准备动作举起只油爪、、、对面渠个新抱睇见面红红浩细细声讲老爷阿猫哇谁知三叔公不知几耳利跟着浩讲''猫吾吃田螺个。''话口未完黑猫穷只油爪一个神仙摘茄落去、、三叔公成个弹起仔细检查  成五条血河哇阴功！丐时渠到K养伤吾返公整阿我可吾到个牌跟阿鸡去开挡。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

乐兄:睇来你又几讲得下糊,牛屎巷老鸡开坛,多去捧场啦!再吾系,你老哥自己来啦,呆实会助兴加!

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原文由 乐叔 发表于 2006-4-12 12:07:41 :

民兄：系未呢话口未完丐时阿邓小日同志又提词罗呢！偷偷鲁等我讲穷个古仔你听意，千祈吾好给阿三叔公听见哇！渠好狼  哇！好言归正传话说不知是美西的月亮特别 圆或是那里的人气特别旺围村众人宁一日煮熟乃番薯饼芋头糍  阿老鸡六月天吾怕冷脱箸百籁摸呢田螺返来A理呢紫苏辣椒、蒜子豆豉羌炒熟不知几和味讲起自口水流洛。宁个三叔公啦吾使讲梗系霸着个头位啦但系个老肯一贯作风嘟系脱箸百籁达刷脚、着啊宁条唐装裤乔个街仔头、穷对裤脚成两尺几宽 、又吾兴箸底叉。痞阿到张橙仔宁手执田螺吱吱吱浩猛吃谁知渠上面吱几吓下面又郁几吓洛。好死吾好死A隔离另只老猫睇见吱吱吱以为有野到准备动作举起只油爪、、、对面渠个新抱睇见面红红浩细细声讲;老爷阿猫哇谁知三叔公不知几耳利跟着浩讲''猫吾吃田螺个。''话口未完黑猫穷只油爪一个神仙摘茄落去、、三叔公成个弹起仔细检查  成五条血河哇阴功！丐时渠到K养伤吾返公整阿我可吾到个牌跟阿鸡去开挡。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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原文由 乐叔 发表于 2006-4-13 7:24:35 :

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原文由 乐叔 发表于 2006-4-12 12:07:41 :

民兄：系未呢话口未完丐时阿邓小日同志又提词罗呢！偷偷鲁等我讲穷个古仔你听意，千祈吾好给阿三叔公听见哇！渠好狼  哇！好言归正传话说不知是美西的月亮特别 圆或是那里的人气特别旺围村众人宁一日煮熟乃番薯饼芋头糍  阿老鸡六月天吾怕冷脱箸百籁摸呢田螺返来A理呢紫苏辣椒、蒜子豆豉羌炒熟不知几和味讲起自口水流洛。宁个三叔公啦吾使讲梗系霸着个头位啦但系个老肯一贯作风嘟系脱箸百籁达刷脚、着啊宁条唐装裤乔个街仔头、穷对裤脚成两尺几宽 、又吾梭绲撞妗ＦΠ⒌秸懦茸心�手执田螺吱吱吱浩猛吃谁知渠上面吱几吓下面又郁几吓洛。好死吾好死A隔离另只老猫睇见吱吱吱以为有野到准备动作举起只油爪、、、对面渠个新抱睇见面红红浩细细声讲;老爷阿猫哇谁知三叔公不知几耳利跟着浩讲''猫吾吃田螺个。''话口未完黑猫穷只油爪一个神仙摘茄落去、、三叔公成个弹起仔细检查  成五条血河哇阴功！丐时渠到K养伤吾返公整阿我可吾到个牌跟阿鸡去开挡。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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玲珑姑娘：么你几时去老钟屐企床底抄丐个帖出来呀？穷张''向钟跃民同志学习''的提词本来挂体大厅但系佢怕羞偷偷路除阻落来放体床底，估唔到A你抄出来。

    老鸡和钟跃民不是好朋友吗?乐叔请告诉我,为什么现在变了不理不睬了?有事吗?