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          ...肚痛了...要暫停下先得了!

            俾条題目你唸下著: 盲眼老數灯,幾多盞?
           
           

               

 

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我..你们拉斯维加斯赌场开"Talk show". 肯定没有空座位.
 

 

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hw79:
The world's most complex relationship

A few years ago, I married with a widow, she has an adult daughter. Later I told my wife, daughter, father married. My daughter became my stepmother, my father became my son. Two years later my wife gave birth to my son, he is my half-brother, stepmother, my son called me Dad, I call my son called uncle. My daughter had a boy for my father, he is my brother, but he must have called me grandpa, and I was the husband of my wife, my wife is my stepmother's mother is my grandmother, so I is my own grandfather.

hw79, 你怎样搞你自己这么复杂?

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只看该作者 453楼 发表于: 2010-04-06
2rabbit:

我..你们拉斯维加斯赌场开"Talk show". 肯定没有空座位.
 

      2Rabbit,

   記著跟你公司marketing 朋友傾下,留番幾張費俾我喎.

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个子不高, 朋友lu-lu在投訴, 自已由103lbs,直橫線发展到162lbs.
 决定去求医...

  lu-lu: 乜原因另我係咁肥啞?
 医生:   你有食避孕药..., 可能與它有關...
 lu-lu: 哦? 轉了药亦肥;而家唔食亦肥. 医生,有冇好的處方呢?
 医生:   咁呀!最好方法就是停止做...
 lu-lu: 医生, 依家講緊我嘅是體重問題...


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晚餐邀请

   一个病人将在第二天做一个小手术,他问一位漂亮的女护士:下星期六他身体恢复后,能否邀她共进晚餐。
  护士小姐甜甜地一笑,答道:先生,我也不知道,你最好还是问我的未婚夫,他就是明天给你做手术的大夫。

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focus:
hw79:
Blink:
hw79:
Blink:
hw79:
应该说,BLINK=hw79: 那样好玩。 I agree.
BLINK=hw79:都是台山人。 如假包換。
BLINK=hw79:在老美(我估的)??? Or neighbor.




我在LA。 你在哪里?


Toronto


巧自系隔里国了,得闲过来玩啦。
-----------------------------------
-;) Oooop... Blink, there you go!
This restaurant is highly recommended, if you like fish & chips.
<<< British Style Fish & Chips>>>
                  


Location: Dundas St. E. @ Coxwell St.
( South/East corner on Dundas. You won't miss it. Opposite of it is a Police Station. Familiar to the area?)
有機會約你一齊去食...怎?

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好的,Blink熟悉那地區,如有机會去那邊的話,一定找你。到時不止是Fish&Chips
那么簡單,還有很特別的Salmon.
          
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2rabbit:

我..你们拉斯维加斯赌场开"Talk show". 肯定没有空座位.
 

 


2rabbit,請問...請問你是否有興趣做金牌徑紀?

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Blink:
focus:
hw79:
Blink:
hw79:
Blink:
hw79:
应该说,BLINK=hw79: 那样好玩。 I agree.
BLINK=hw79:都是台山人。 如假包換。
BLINK=hw79:在老美(我估的)??? Or neighbor.




我在LA。 你在哪里?


Toronto


巧自系隔里国了,得闲过来玩啦。
-----------------------------------
-;) Oooop... Blink, there you go!
This restaurant is highly recommended, if you like fish & chips.
<<< British Style Fish & Chips>>>
                  


Location: Dundas St. E. @ Coxwell St.
( South/East corner on Dundas. You won't miss it. Opposite of it is a Police Station. Familiar to the area?)
有機會約你一齊去食...怎?

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好的,Blink熟悉那地區,如有机會去那邊的話,一定找你。到時不止是Fish&Chips
那么簡單,還有很特別的Salmon.
          
---------------------------
Blink, 私底下話你知啦:這個菜是由我嫂子做的...
全程我向側邊看多哋...影相.不過,真係幾考功夫...呢次做得最正.幾靚影下
我有recipe,但未試過...有人做都懶了...
Cooking is not my department. 靜係鈡意吃. 還有,亦幾識copy & paste. hahah...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
;)我向Mississauga.冇同我講你向我隔離間屋...?

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中日韩三国足球队主教练一起来到天堂,询问上帝各自的足球队什么时候才能得世界杯冠军,上帝说:韩国需要50年。韩国教练大哭起来:我是见不到了。上帝又说:日本需要100 年。日本教练大哭起来:我是见不到了。中国教练连忙问:我们呢?上帝大哭起来:我是见不到了。
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只看该作者 460楼 发表于: 2010-04-07
Blink:
2rabbit:

我..你们拉斯维加斯赌场开"Talk show". 肯定没有空座位.
 

 


2rabbit,請問...請問你是否有興趣做金牌徑紀?

[此帖子已被 Blink 在 2010-4-7 1:44:52 编辑过]

2rabbit, Blink 提儀可考慮下!

不然,有空visit this 越華中学"金融誨嘯,如何面對"...包你賺返比你lost多呢... You will find a one stop shopping there. 那里似有好多卧虎藏龍---投資專家,,,分析員...還有是免費心理調解師...


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各位姐妹、兄弟們:
請問
知唔知台山話 <"探瞞">---讀個音試下吧...因我不識正确两个字怎寫的.
据老輩台山人講:  <探瞞 = 厥所>

爺爺儿時跟媽媽講:"我去探瞞."
豈知成日都不見個仔. 到處去揾人...
幾天後才知道爺爺去探瞞"倒屎" - 倒出'肛門'.

(注: 爺爺真的跳上船,出江門了. 冇人知,開船後才被發現. 爺爺的爸爸做生意的,运輸到江門市.)


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hw79:
The world's most complex relationship

A few years ago, I married with a widow, she has an adult daughter. Later I told my wife, daughter, father married. My daughter became my stepmother, my father became my son. Two years later my wife gave birth to my son, he is my half-brother, stepmother, my son called me Dad, I call my son called uncle. My daughter had a boy for my father, he is my brother, but he must have called me grandpa, and I was the husband of my wife, my wife is my stepmother's mother is my grandmother, so I is my own grandfather.

hw79, 你怎样搞你自己这么复杂?


毛阿,你丐好野,翻成鸡肠?
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只看该作者 463楼 发表于: 2010-04-07
focus:
Blink:
2rabbit:

我..你们拉斯维加斯赌场开"Talk show". 肯定没有空座位.
 

 


2rabbit,請問...請問你是否有興趣做金牌徑紀?

[此帖子已被 Blink 在 2010-4-7 1:44:52 编辑过]

2rabbit, Blink 提儀可考慮下!

不然,有空visit this 越華中学"金融誨嘯,如何面對"...包你賺返比你lost多呢... You will find a one stop shopping there. 那里似有好多卧虎藏龍---投資專家,,,分析員...還有是免費心理調解師...


海未兴趣,吊脖还可以.
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Blink:
focus:
-;) Oooop... Blink, there you go!
This restaurant is highly recommended, if you like fish & chips.
<<< British Style Fish & Chips>>>
                  


Location: Dundas St. E. @ Coxwell St.
( South/East corner on Dundas. You won't miss it. Opposite of it is a Police Station. Familiar to the area?)
有機會約你一齊去食...怎?

[此帖子已被 focus 在 2010-4-6 14:29:21 编辑过]


好的,Blink熟悉那地區,如有机會去那邊的話,一定找你。到時不止是Fish&Chips
那么簡單,還有很特別的Salmon.
          
---------------------------
Blink, 私底下話你知啦:這個菜是由我嫂子做的...
全程我向側邊看多哋...影相.不過,真係幾考功夫...呢次做得最正.幾靚影下
我有recipe,但未試過...有人做都懶了...
Cooking is not my department. 靜係鈡意吃. 還有,亦幾識copy & paste. hahah...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
;)我向Mississauga.冇同我講你向我隔離間屋...?



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Blink in Scarborough, 剛好和你東西倆相望。

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