BigPaul and Oldman,
So many people want to learn English from you both, how about you two start a class right at this forum. Each of you write a romatic perosnal story, like puppy love. Let it be, half in Chinese, and half in English. Curious minds will seek out the stories in 鸡肠... Soon you will have a fan club, and someone will help carry your dirty shoes in stream crossing, like in the old days in Taishen...hahaha...