转贴: 一个鸡蛋 - 圣诞快乐！ [复制链接]

各位同学: 我老公转贴我"一个鸡蛋 - 圣诞快乐！" 现在我和大家分享这鸡蛋:

一个鸡蛋

一个鸡蛋去茶馆喝茶，结果它变成了茶叶蛋；
一个鸡蛋跑去松花江游泳，结果它变成了松花蛋；
一个鸡蛋跑到了山东，结果它变成了鲁（卤）蛋；
一个鸡蛋无家可归，结果它变成了野鸡蛋；
一个鸡蛋在路上不小心摔了一跤，倒在地上，结果它变成了导弹；
一个鸡蛋跑到人家院子里去了，结果它变成了原子弹；
一个鸡蛋跑到青藏高原，结果它变成了氢弹；
一个鸡蛋生病了，结果它变成了坏蛋；
一个鸡蛋结婚了，结果它变成了混蛋；
一个鸡蛋跑到河里游泳，结果它变成了核弹；
一个鸡蛋跑到花丛中去了，结果它变成了花旦；
一个鸡蛋骑著一匹马，拿著一把刀，原来它是刀马旦；
一个鸡蛋滚来滚去，越滚越圆，结果就变成了圆蛋－－提前祝元旦快乐 ！！！！
一个鸡蛋被吃剩半边，结果它变成了剩蛋！预祝圣诞快乐！！！！！！

一个鸡蛋跑到成绩表上, 是不是变成O蛋..

一個雞蛋跑到菜單上，結果成太陽蛋；

一個雞蛋跑去煩怒氣人，結果成滾蛋；

一個雞蛋跑去鹽湖游水，結果成咸蛋。

白宮每年復活節在草坪舉辦搵蛋儀式，總統和小孩玩樂在一齊，其中一款就是滾蛋。

Suping, I am very happy to see you are here.  I am Cici, we are from the same place.  Long time no see!! 23 or 24 years?  How's everything? Where are you now?  I am in Rhode Island the smallest state in United State, close to Boston no too far from NY. Can you send some family pictures  on line, I think everyone wants to see pictures from each other, I will send mine later.

Hi, Cici: I think you are 风慈. I'm so happy to meet you here. I was out of town this weekend and just came back this evening. Finally, you came!! 热烈欢迎!!!送你一朵花! Do you know how excited I was when I saw the pictures of our classmates at the first time?!!! You are right: Everyone wants to see pictures from each other. But the file of my pictures is different from the ones that are accepted to send out. Anyway, somebody will help me to send out some. I can't wait to see yours. By the way, how's 秀云? Ask her to come on line and talk to our classmates.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!

萍: 我猜Suzanne是秀云. 她开了一个新帖.

 

老邝：你也未睡觉啊？I think you are right. I didn't check others before I replied. I will send you some pictures by email tomorrow. Good night. 

［此帖子已被 Suping 在 2007-12-24 15:42:29 编辑过］

Good night!! Got to work tomorrow!!

各位同学大家好！圣诞快乐！

  29日校庆，83届榜上无名？

Street: 我选你做总代表!!  阿初代表美西.

ying：阿锐昨日已被任命为总代表，可惜无人响应？

Street: 我是秀英（马），不好意思。

xy：你终于跑出来。

Street: 总代表的任务是找到他的左右手. 有你做阿锐的左手, jinma做右手, RU 是秘书长, 命令剑客传递音信给各大门. 看看谁人不敢从命...