老爸的英文情書 [复制链接]

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Dear  wang little sister:     
From see  you one eye, I **** love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.      
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.  
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.     
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.     
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do  early **** every day, so that I can have strong  body to protect you.     
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
and find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;      
                         Like  Your people   

英文高手的翻譯如下：

Dear  wang little sister: MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">親愛的王小姐     
From see you one eye, I **** love  you.  MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">自從看到你的第一眼 ,  MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我便愛上你。        
YourMingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back  to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.     
MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">妳的眼睛眨啊眨 ,MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我就死去活來 .
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.  MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">也許你不記得我 ,MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">沒有關係,MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">當你仔細看著我，你就一見鍾情        
I  think l should introduce myself to you.     
MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我想應該介紹一下自己。        
I call Li big great. Toyear 25       
MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我叫李大偉 ,MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">今年25  (MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">今天是today,MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">那麼今年就是toyear.  MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">至於偉就翻成great MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">吧！ )     
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and  DD.   
MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我家有四口人：爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。        
I am a good man, in a big company work.     
MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。     
I do early **** every day, so that I can have  strong body to protect you..    
MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。        
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
and find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;     
MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">請嫁給我吧，否則我將削髮為僧， MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">找個廟來了此一生。        
(MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 MingLiU','serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">，嫁過來不就是和我吃睡在一起。至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)        

Like　Your people   
喜歡妳的人 

是真的吗？

感觉那段眼睛眨呀眨，是什么小品的台词，不会在老爸老妈年青的时候吧

東東：不好意思，匆忙中忘了註明這封信是從台灣的什麼日報轉來的，因為看了忍不住開懷大笑，趕忙轉到同學網與大家分享。一邊工作邊搞私伙野，又一次證明一心不可二用。

大番薯：我看了它也捧腹大笑，我最喜歡的是那句：I **** love  you。（我便看上你），另一句是I do early **** every day, so that I can have  strong body to protect you..MingLiU','serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI'; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我每天都做早操 (我不知道為什麼同學網將它過濾了) too bad.

好了，把它弄成JPG，可以看原文了．

［此帖子已被 vivian 在 2009-4-15 9:58:28 编辑过］

中式英文笑晕人,也只有我们不懂英文的才看明一点点

老外看了一塌糊涂haha

在美国入口是Entrance,不知香港还是大陆In to the mouth

真的[读死老番，睇死唐人]

虽是夹杂一两個不文雅的英文字眼以及用字不當外, 但整篇求愛書信很浪漫, 讀來也很搞笑, 用來娛樂娛樂還可以.fficeffice" />

我們是否考慮一下，為身邊的另一半寫一兩封這樣可愛的情信？

［此帖子已被 yqc 在 2009-4-17 10:33:46 编辑过］

Vivian: 妳的老爸好可愛!

Apple：開頭是否要這樣寫：Dear old male（親愛的老公）？

木木四叔：謝謝你的分享。

玲瓏姑娘：這貼是轉過來的，不是我老爸寫的，不好意思，匆忙之中忘了註明出處。至於我老爸寫給老媽的信，他們用鐵罐子外三層裡三層的包裹，紮上一條情意綿綿的藍綢帶，永遠鎖在那陳年書櫃裡。