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                            呀少

    什么是“呀少”?英文YARD SALE的台山话译音是也。

    记得初来美国那几天,跟比我早两年来美的太太上街步行到附近的LUCKY 超市去购物,在路上见到一户人家的门前竖着一个手写的纸牌子,上有“YARD SALE”的字样,我立即记起,在台城城隍庙英语班学过这两个单词,YARD是院子,SALE是卖,我马上就理解了,“那户人家要把他们的院子卖掉!”我颇为得意地告诉身边的太太,还觉得自己很醒。

    “这家人肯定是很穷了,好端端的住着一间房子,把院子卖给别人,出入多不方便。而且,哪有人想买别人院子的,别人的院子买来能有什么用途?” 我有点不解地跟太太说。

     “怎么没用,买来种菜不错啊。”太太附和着我的话题。她来美比我早,看来见解略为比我独到。

那一段对话,稍后却成了我们夫妇经常提及的笑话。因为,我们很快就发现了,“呀少”并不是卖院子。

    那是在不久后的一天,一位移民来美比我还迟一些的工友对我说,他在他家附近的“呀少”上买了几本很有收藏价值的画册,价钱很便宜,问我要不要过去看看。哈,卖院子还连书一起卖?满腹狐疑地跟他过去看,首次见识了“呀少”。

    “呀少”竟然不是卖院子,而是在屋子前院摆地摊,是人们把家中一些没用过、或虽然用过,但依然新净,弃之可惜的物品摆出来廉价卖掉。

    我在那里找到了一本厚厚的有关动物的画册,叫价才一美元。

    而今来美廿年了,“呀少”已是见惯不怪的事了,现在我们的邻居街坊,也经常在周末摆摊“呀少”。“呀少”一般都在周末,星期一到星期五是不会有人“呀少”的。令我有点想不通的是,我们住的地区虽然这么偏僻,但当邻居们的“呀少”刚摆出来,前来光顾的人就络绎不绝,真不知这些顾客们是怎么得到信息的。

    早几天,女儿放学回来,说因为要筹钱参加学生舞会,就约了几位同学,打算各自从家中带些物品来,星期六在我家门前“呀少”!

    我和太太一听,有点愕然,虽然是见惯了别人“呀少”,但从来就没有想过要在自家门前也来这一下的。这是干买卖呀,究竟是否需向政府申请批准,是否要纳税,我们可从来没有了解过。万一触犯了某条法例,那可得不偿失了。女儿也真是,问也不问一声就答应了同学。

        赶快打电话给在政府部门工作的小姨子,人家是国税局的经理级人马,应该很熟悉那些律例条款。

    终于了解清楚了,我们的担心是多余的,不需申请,不必纳税!美国这个万税的社会,居然漏掉了这一项财政收入!试想,如果国会有议员提出并通过征收YARD SALE税,美国的远征军军费便有下落了,何愁征服不了伊拉克!

    女儿欢呼雀跃,连声嗔怪我们少见多怪,接着漏夜在家里写街招,第二天放学就与同学往大街上的电灯柱上张贴。怪不得这么偏僻的地段也有人光顾,原来都是做过事前宣传的!只是我们从来不去注意那些街招写的是什么而已。

    周六,天刚亮,女儿的同学已经带了一些小首饰及装饰品之类的东西来到。我们赶紧出来帮忙,在车库中搬出两张长桌来摆放。

    我们卖什么好呢?总要有点东西摆出来卖啊。车库中有一套餐具,是早几年买的,反正一直没用,摆出来了。

    还拿出一些台灯风扇之类的零星物品,几乎把两张长桌堆满了。

    太太从衣柜中拎出三套晚礼服,说是前几年买的,还没穿过,反正也不穿,不如也挂出来卖掉吧。女儿问,“这要卖什么价钱?”

    太太说,“这原价是百多块的,起码也要卖个五十块吧。”

    女儿答,“这么贵谁买?”

    太太妥协,“那就三十吧。”

    “不行,最多二十!”女儿居然跟她的母亲讨价还价。

    “二十就二十吧。”太太拗不过女儿,又退了一步。

    对面那位白人女邻居,刚好骑着自行车去晨运回来,见到我们的摊子,也过来凑热闹,叫我们帮忙把她还在骑着的自行车也卖掉。

    女儿与她的同学坐阵在门前,我则躲在车库后的小书房里暗中观察行情。果然,顾客很早就来了,一批接一批的。

    见到有人拿起我们那套餐具问价了,听着女儿出价八块钱,只见那阿拉伯女人二话没说就掏钱,看来她很喜欢呢。我连忙登登登跑上楼告诉太太,那套餐具八块钱卖掉了。太太一听马上说,不,收得太贵了,我们买来时才不过三块九毛九。

    我赶紧下来跟女儿说,可那位阿拉伯女人已经开车走了。女儿听我一说,觉得自己骗了人,连说怎么办。我说,怎么办,你会赚钱了!

    我退回书房中,边上网边继续观察外面的动静。

    过了不久,女儿进来问我有没有两块零钱,说有人买了那些裙子了,我忙问女儿出价多少,女儿说二十块,我问是二十块一条吗,女儿说,不,是二十块三条。

    什么!百多块的裙子六块多就卖掉?太亏了。我忙叫女儿等一等,先别找钱,我赶快冲上楼去叫太太。

    太太一听,连说不行。下来就跟那位说广东话的中年男顾客说,不好意思,这些裙子是二十块一条,不是三条。那位顾客犹豫了一下,选了一条付钱走了。可没过半小时,他又回来了,要把其余两条也买去,看来他是识货之人啊。

    太太开始心痛,赶忙把其中一条收回自己的衣柜,只剩下另一条让他买走了。

    到下午三、四点时,来光顾的人也少了,货物也卖掉一半了。点一下,竟有百多块钱!

    女儿很兴奋,因为这个数,已足够她和她的同学参加舞会的费用了。

    太太对女儿说,别那么高兴,我一条裙子的价值就不止这个数。

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Thanks blackocean.学习了.盼望明年就能见到花朵.

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Plant sexuality

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Close-up of an Echinopsis spachiana flower, showing both carpels (only the styles and stigmas are visible) and stamens, making it a complete flower.

Plant sexuality covers the wide variety of sexual reproduction systems found across the plant kingdom. This article describes morphological aspects of sexual reproduction of plants.

Among all living organisms, flowers, which are the reproductive structures of angiosperms, are the most varied physically and show the greatest diversity in methods of reproduction of all biological systems.[1] Carolus Linnaeus (1735 and 1753) proposed a system of classification of flowering plants based on plant structures, since plants employ many different morphological adaptations involving sexual reproduction, flowers played an important role in that classification system. Later on Christian Konrad Sprengel (1793) studied plant sexuality and called it the "revealed secret of nature" and for the first time it was understood that the pollination process involved both biotic and abiotic interactions (Charles Darwin's theories of natural selection utilized this work to promote his idea of evolution). Plants that are not flowering plants (green alga, mosses, liverworts, hornworts, ferns and gymnosperms) also have complex interplays between morphological adaptation and environmental factors in their sexual reproduction. The breeding system, or how the sperm from one plant fertilizes the ovals of another, is the single most important determinant of the mating structure of nonclonal plant populations. The mating structure or morphology of the flower parts and their arrangement on the plant in turn controls the amount and distribution of genetic variation, a central element in the evolutionary process.[2]

Flower, showing both carpels (only the styles and stigmas are visible) and stamens, making it a complete flower.

 

 

 

 

 

PEONY CULTURAL INSTRUCTIONS

 

Peonies are easily grown and have minimal requirements, but respond beautifully to a little extra care and attention by producing their best quality flowers. We offer the following suggestions so your peonies will provide years of enjoyment.

 

When To Plant

 

Peonies may be planted in September through November before the ground freezes. Spring planting is not as desirable because the plants begin their top growth before the roots have become well established. Fern leaf peonies are usually planted in August and September.

 

Where To Plant

 

Select a sunny, well-drained location for peonies. They will tolerate some shade, but should have at least a half-day of sunshine. Do not plant near large trees or shrubs where they would be robbed of light, moisture, and plant food. If you want large specimen plants, space them three to four feet apart.  Peonies prefer a soil with a 6.5 to 7.0 ph. Peonies will grow in one location for many years and do well. Once a plant has been dug, do not reset another in the same spot unless you have removed/replaced the soil. Peonies use rare elements from the ground when they fed, and these elements are

difficult to replace. In addition, planting in a new location will eliminate the possibility of peony diseases that could occur where peonies grew before.

 

How To Plant

 

If you can’t plant immediately, keep the packing material moist and the plant cool. Before planting, remove the moss or other packing material from the roots. Prepare the soil before planting. For each plant dig a hole a minimum 18 inches deep and at least the same diameter. Heavy clay or very sandy soils should be amended with compost or replaced with good garden soil. If well rotted manure is available, use about three inches in the bottom of the hole, pack well, then cover with soil so the manure does not come in contact with the roots. Depth of planting is very important. The soil below the plant

should be packed well so that it will not settle. When planting is completed the eyes of the plant should be 2” below the surface. From mid-Missouri mouth, the eyes can be planted one inch below the ground surface. Planting may appear to be difficult, but it’s a small task when you realize a properly planted peony will grow and bloom a lifetime.

 

Fertilizing

 

Fertile or properly prepared soil will require little fertilization for years. ffice:smarttags" />Sandy soils lose fertility faster since it is washed out by rain. Keep fertilizer away from the crowns of plants as it will damage eye development. Spread fertilizer 6” - 18” from the crown and incorporate it into the soil. Use fertilizer sparingly as over-fertilized plants will not bloom well. About a

half handful of low nitrogen commercial fertilizer per plant is sufficient. Use a fertilizer mix with a NPK ratio of approximately 5-20-30 or 6-24-24.

 

Watering

 

Water peonies thoroughly after planting so the soil settles well around the roots. During spring months there is usually enough moisture. However, if several weeks pass without rain, water every two weeks. Water peonies during dry summer months after the peonies have bloomed to help ensure a good crop of flowers the following year. 

 

Winter Protection

 

Newly planted peonies should be protected the first winter after planting. After the ground has frozen, cover the peonies with straw or marsh hay about 3” deep. This covering will protect the plants against heaving due to alternate freezing and thawing. Remove the covering in early spring. Established plants need no winter protection, with the exception of fern leaf.

 

Flowering

 

The first spring after planting, your plant will make one or more stems. Do not be discouraged by lack of flowers. This is normal. First year flowers may be true to color but not to size or form. Growth/flowering increases each year. Plants produce normal blooms by the third year. Most varieties develop small lateral or side-buds near the base of the terminal bud. If larger flowers are wanted, remove the side buds so the strength will go into the terminal bud. Remove side-buds as soon as they are pea-sized by pulling downward

and side ways. If you want, leave side-buds to prolong the bloom since they bloom later than the terminal bud.

 

Disease

 

Botrytis and other blights may attack peonies. In the spring, new shoots may suddenly turn black and die. Buds may turn brown and atrophy. The infection may spread downward on the stem and cause it to die and may even extend down to the roots. Leaves may develop brown spots, which spread and may kill the leaf. Spores from infected parts are carried by water and wind to other plants and are carried over winter in plant debris. Damp

spring weather and poor air circulation tend to increase infections. Using fungicide sprays such as Bordeaux when peonies are emerging in the spring will help. In the fall, cut foliage at ground level, remove and burn

 

 

 

 

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blackocean:

飘逸君子:

I guess the most important element is the gender of your peony?fficeffice" />

那棵牡丹已移植后院几年了,只见叶,不见花.邻居的牡丹现在开得正艳.

植物也分gender? 我只知有些花朵有分雌雄,未知植物也有分别.

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有趣的"呀少"故事.
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  下里巴人***呀少 *** 筆下妙趣橫生.單看標題不知是何意,細看內文才知是YARD SALE.哈哈~又是我們台山話的英文新名詞.講起yard sale,常見老外在星期六、日屋前推出大量的貨品平賣,貨品琳瑯滿目.可惜我对這無興趣,是因没耐性去尋寶.
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飘逸君子:

I guess the most important element is the gender of your peony?fficeffice" />

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溪浒野叟:
在幽默中得到开心一笑,还长了见识;文笔又好:真享受了。谢巴人先生。

過獎了!剛看過您的嵌名聯,那才叫好文才!

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于广中:
哈哈,下里巴人的文章就是幽默。很有趣的“呀少”

于老師﹕下里巴人的拙文刻意加點“幽默”是為了“嘩眾”,很多謝您的捧場。

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kittyl:
下里巴人:这篇文章让我开怀大笑.谢谢你.Yardsale也要看在那个区摆,我的小孩摆了一个上午才弄到三块钱.但他们很开心,因为是他们的劳动成果.我曾经用4元买了一張几十元的椅子.所以我也很喜欢去Yardsale寻宝.

什麼時候您家再擺YARD SALE通知一聲,下里巴人也去尋寶。

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哇哈哈:
寓意新颖的“呀少”,写得引人入胜,步步紧扣,谢谢“下里巴人”又一佳作。

謝謝哇兄力捧!

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天涯雨:
  Yardsale在三藩市大多叫Garage sale,因为三藩市地方小,多数房屋的yard也较小,人们通常将家里的旧杂物摆放在车库门口摆卖。在周末時常都可以遇到,有人还在家附近的电灯柱及街口張贴告示。Garage sale多因搬迁或整理房子而将无用的旧杂物岀卖,物品五花八门,新旧都有,而且还可以找到珍贵的物品,有人曾用几块钱买到价值几十万的名画。故有人在周末开车周围逛,找Garage sale去寻宝,我也用一元买到在Home depot要十多二十元的園艺工具。
  我初到美国時見到Garage sale觉得好奇怪,以中国人的观念看,美国是富裕国家,洋人怎会去买这些人家当垃圾的旧物,连我们的中国人都不屑啦。其实正好相反,好多洋人都乐意去买旧物的,旧物店的生意很兴隆。我的洋人同事也常将人家放在门口贴上〝Free〞字条的旧家俱搬回家,洋人企枱还会吃客人的吃剩食物,客人遗畄的衣物几个月后无人领取,就当执到宝一样带回去,是有点不可思议吗?
   我儿子也对我说:爹哋,我们也来Garage sale好吗?我说:你有什么好卖的?他说:旧玩具,旧图书,小時侯穿过的衣服。我说:捐给救世军好过啦,我家是在一条not a through stree上,去乃搵〝鬼〞来买?

下里巴人竟然不知道,近在咫尺的三藩市的YARD SALE叫ARAGE SALE。

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vivian:

我們也yardsale過幾次,收獲不少,女兒的同學都來幫忙,吱吱喳喳的熱鬧極了。也有一次為教堂義賣,貨物的來源都是朋友捐贈,但sales是我們這幫小氣鬼,把價錢定得太高了,結果賣了一天才三十元的收入,後來我們賣藝了,才有二百多元的進賬,事後大家都懊悔為何不便宜一點將那些東西賣出去,以致現在那堆半新不舊的東西仍可憐地堆在教堂的雜物房。

 

多謝您與下里巴人一起分享各自的ARD SAIE 經驗

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飘逸君子:

我也去过yardsale.几年前用两块钱买了一只瓷盆栽着一枝牡丹树.只可惜那牡丹一直都不开花.记得下里巴人有篇文章提及你家后院的牡丹.请下里巴人指点下如何种植才能开花呢?

飘逸君子﹕您被下里巴人蒙騙了。下里巴人哪里會種花,只會灌水而已,除了灌水,別無他法。現在牡丹已經長葉了,是否會開花只能憑天意。是不是應該移植到地上呢?用花盆也許會阻礙了它的根部生長吧。

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在幽默中得到开心一笑,还长了见识;文笔又好:真享受了。谢巴人先生。
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